Yes. Yes. Yes. Here it is. The first (of hopefully very many) Eva Amurri topless video from Californication. And this is how a stripper scene is supposed to go. Take a lesson Lindsay Lohan, Natalie Portman, and yes, even Jessica Biel (though we really like your stripper scene too). Eva covers just about every position, including an upside down topless slide down the pole! And while we were pretty sure that Eva's amazing big breasts would be, well, amazing, she definitely proved us right. What we didn't expect: She's got one hell of a great ass, too!