I have come to a conclusion about Russians and Vodka. If grandpa is drinking it, leave the fucking house!
This old Russian man was tired of putting up with peoples shit but I think he may regret it in the morning.
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Man Pregnant With Perez Hilton’s Love Child. LMFAO!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Laugh your ass off at this!-
This is the first picture of the man, pregnant with Perez Hilton’s love child.
The couple, who have been trying unsuccessfully for months to become pregnant have praised Paris Hilton for giving them the courage to go ahead with their plans.
Says Perez:
“A child is something Jeremy and I have wanted for a long time; every other bitch in Hollywood is having one, so why not us?
Initially we looked into adoption, but that is a very difficult path to go down for a gay couple, so I thought, why not just have our own the natural way.
At first we were kind of worried what people would say, but Paris was really great.
I asked her straight,” “Paris, what do you think about Jeremy having my love child?”
You know what she said?
“That’s cool!”
After that, we just had to give it our best shot and went at it like a couple of kids on prom night.
Of course, for two men, having a child naturally creates a few problems itself and after months of trying unsuccessfully, we were getting so down about it all.
To be honest the whole thing was becoming one big pain in the ass, but I kept telling Jeremy that we couldn't stop.
I’ll spare you all the details, but basically through perseverance and a lot of lubricant, we have been blessed with Jeremy becoming pregnant.”
After the initial difficulty of getting pregnant, Perez said the pregnancy itself has been relatively trouble free.
“We have been going to Lamaze classes together and I can tell you, we get some strange looks, but I am used to that. Generally everyone has been really good about it.
Jeremy looks great too; sure he has gained a few pounds, but I told him, he was always on the skinny side, so the extra weight looks good on him. He has even got that pregnant glow thing going.
Jeremy wants to have a natural birth, which I think is great but the doctors are trying to talk us into having a cesarean, as they’re not quite sure where it will come out if we opt for the natural method.
I just can’t wait for the baby to come; I think it will really bond our relationship and can only be a good thing”
All is not as rosy as it seems though, insiders are saying the doctors are unable to determine the sex of the child, with some privately fearing the child may be afflicted with what is commonly referred to as the Michael Jackson syndrome, (Indeterminate gender) let’s hope not, as that is something the World doesn’t need more of.
After the birth, Jeremy reportedly intends to breast feed the child and can’t wait to start lactating, which he is sure won’t be too far off. He has already gone up to an A-cup.
Perez is said to have several magazines bidding for the first pictures of the happy couple and child.
The couple, who have been trying unsuccessfully for months to become pregnant have praised Paris Hilton for giving them the courage to go ahead with their plans.
Says Perez:
“A child is something Jeremy and I have wanted for a long time; every other bitch in Hollywood is having one, so why not us?
Initially we looked into adoption, but that is a very difficult path to go down for a gay couple, so I thought, why not just have our own the natural way.
At first we were kind of worried what people would say, but Paris was really great.
I asked her straight,” “Paris, what do you think about Jeremy having my love child?”
You know what she said?
“That’s cool!”
After that, we just had to give it our best shot and went at it like a couple of kids on prom night.
Of course, for two men, having a child naturally creates a few problems itself and after months of trying unsuccessfully, we were getting so down about it all.
To be honest the whole thing was becoming one big pain in the ass, but I kept telling Jeremy that we couldn't stop.
I’ll spare you all the details, but basically through perseverance and a lot of lubricant, we have been blessed with Jeremy becoming pregnant.”
After the initial difficulty of getting pregnant, Perez said the pregnancy itself has been relatively trouble free.
“We have been going to Lamaze classes together and I can tell you, we get some strange looks, but I am used to that. Generally everyone has been really good about it.
Jeremy looks great too; sure he has gained a few pounds, but I told him, he was always on the skinny side, so the extra weight looks good on him. He has even got that pregnant glow thing going.
Jeremy wants to have a natural birth, which I think is great but the doctors are trying to talk us into having a cesarean, as they’re not quite sure where it will come out if we opt for the natural method.
I just can’t wait for the baby to come; I think it will really bond our relationship and can only be a good thing”
All is not as rosy as it seems though, insiders are saying the doctors are unable to determine the sex of the child, with some privately fearing the child may be afflicted with what is commonly referred to as the Michael Jackson syndrome, (Indeterminate gender) let’s hope not, as that is something the World doesn’t need more of.
After the birth, Jeremy reportedly intends to breast feed the child and can’t wait to start lactating, which he is sure won’t be too far off. He has already gone up to an A-cup.
Perez is said to have several magazines bidding for the first pictures of the happy couple and child.
Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart and Kari Ann Peniche sextape
Celebrity's will never learn how to keep their clothes on but hey when your high as hell.....who cares!
THIS LINK IS NSFW!- http://www.mediabom.tv/videos/videos_rebecca_gayheart_uncensored_sextape/Italian actress Carla Velli topless.Ever hear of her? No? Does it matter?
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WOW! How far have we come?!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
It's funny how the simple things in life give us the biggest kicks!
http://www.vkmag.com/videos/videos_jezelf_lekker_vermaken/
http://www.vkmag.com/videos/videos_jezelf_lekker_vermaken/
My top 5 Actresses who have been in Playboy
Many women have graced the cover of Playboy over the years but here is the top 5 that have helped me become a man. ALL THE LINKS ARE NSFW!
Marilyn Monroe December 1953 issue -Merry Christmas! Marilyn was the first actress to appear naked in Playboy, and it was in the first issue of Playboy. The picture of her spread out naked on a red sheet is one of the most iconic images of all time. The photo is extremely artistic, and almost looks more like a painting. She was the first actress to use Playboy to further her career, and set the standard for all those who would follow.
-Marilyn Monroe -
Bo Derek March 1980 issue- This conservative Republican and perfect 10 became a sex symbol overnight, and launched a new trend of her own: cornrows. She was destined to appear in Playboy after her steamy scenes on the beach in the film, and her husband at the time shot her Playboy pictorial on the beach, as well, with images of her jogging nude with her pet greyhound, bathing in the water, and sailing. She did Playboy a few more times, just to let the world know that she remained a perfect 10.
-Bo Derek-
Madonna September 1985- Madonna had to do something to make her Playboy shoot memorable, and she did. She didn't shave her armpit hair in her very artistic black-and-white photographs for what looks like quite a long time. She's one of the most famous women in the world, and one of the biggest sex symbols of all time, making the issue of Playboy she appeared in one of the most collectible and sought-after.
-Madonna-
Sharon Stone July 1990- Sharon Stone was most well known for her appearance in the film Total Recall before her Playboy appearance, in which she appears topless in black-and-white photos and in a see-through swimsuit. Afterwards, she would go on to appear in one of the most famous sexually charged films of all time, Basic Instinct. Her character in that film made many boys men (and probably had them digging through their fathers' Playboy stashes looking for this issue.)
-Sharon Stone-
You will have to find these on your own. Google them.
and I could never forget-
Jenny McCarthy October 1993- No matter where you seen this girl for the first time, MTV singled out or Basketball, she represented everything in a girl that we wanted to see living next door. The blonde hair and those beautiful set of....eyes...kept us all tuned in and made us tingle in areas that hadn't moved yet. All of us young men owe Jenny a big thank you for all the help in becoming the men we are today!
-Jenny McCarthy-
GREAT MEN OF THE STUPID KIND!
Friday, August 28, 2009
You know not all of us can be the smartest person in the room but I doubt these guys are even aware they are alive!
Police: Cop posed as twin, assaulted woman-
http://www.nbc-2.com/Global/story.asp?S=10981391
Fairfield man arrested after Stamford Apple store worker allegedly finds child porn on computer-
http://www.greenwichtime.com/ci_13193988?source=most_viewed
Man Wants Penis Enlargement Reversed Says He’s Now Too Big- NSFW!
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/08/23/man-wants-penis-enlargement-reversed-says-hes-now-too-big/
Police: Cop posed as twin, assaulted woman-
http://www.nbc-2.com/Global/story.asp?S=10981391
Fairfield man arrested after Stamford Apple store worker allegedly finds child porn on computer-
http://www.greenwichtime.com/ci_13193988?source=most_viewed
Man Wants Penis Enlargement Reversed Says He’s Now Too Big- NSFW!
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/08/23/man-wants-penis-enlargement-reversed-says-hes-now-too-big/
Cop -Jared Rohrig posed as his twin, raped brothers girl
Thursday, August 27, 2009
An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents' Milford home last month. I couldn't make this shit up! I guess she didn't really know her boyfriend all that well! O.....Joe! When did you get that tattoo? Why are you using Jareds car to drive me home? Don't you remember how to get to my house?
The life of a test cup.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Have you ever thought how your life would be if you was a test cup.....no. I didn't think so but if you was a test cup, you might not have the best life!
Michael Jackson still alive? Nope! Some people think so.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
UPDATE- So I did some research......very little.....and I got the video downloaded in HD. If you pause the video at the point when it focuses on the license plate, you can see that the new video is missing a little something.
So I came across this video today and I have to say it got me thinking. Not thinking about how Michael Jackson could be alive but how stupid some people could be. If you don't know what I am talking about, take a look at the video posted below and then you will be thinking the same thing I am........fucking idiots.
Miss Australia -- Thar She Blows ... a Condom
This isn't just an awesome clip of one of the hottest women on the planet blowing up a condom with her mouth -- this is part of an Olympic event.
Several Miss Universe contestants participated in the Condom Olympics on Friday in the Bahamas, which was set up by Population Services International to raise awareness about HIV infection ... and we're pretty sure it worked.Miss Australia Rachael Finch is the one credited with blowing up the condom ... but you gotta watch the video to see if she had the lung strength to pop it.
Cops Search Mayweather's Home after Shooting
Monday, August 24, 2009
Las Vegas police searched the home of Floyd Mayweather Jr. today after the boxer's car was spotted at the scene of a shooting that occurred last night. The shooting happened at the Crystal Palace Skating Center sometime yesterday evening. Law enforcement sources say no one was hurt or injured. Cops don't know if Mayweather was actually at the scene at the time of the incident. According to KVVU, a search warrant was served at Floyd's home today, but it's unclear as to what they were looking for. Sources say cops are looking to talk to Floyd to see if he knows anything about what went down. Mayweather is supposed to be the guest host for WWE Monday night raw tonight. With him having these problems, I don't know if we'll see the heavy handed boxer tonight or not.
4 mad women + Super glue = PAIN!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
So I was looking online today for some news and I came across a story of a man who had 3 lovers and a wife. Now this doesn't seem like a big deal but if you read the story in the link below, you can see how this might make you think twice about stepping out on your loved one!....shit...guess I need to rethink tonight's plans!
http://www.postcrescent.com/article/20090801/APC0101/908010535/1979
Winters nudes part deux. This girl is on FIRE! (Youtube video)
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Todays Youtube video- Winters pictures and video below.
Winters nudes part deux. This girl is on FIRE!
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Just saying thanks.
I just wanted to write a quick few lines to say thanks to everyone who has sent me good messages. Make sure you follow me and I'll keep bringing you that good shit!
New video coming up tonight or tomorrow.
Thanks again guys!
New video coming up tonight or tomorrow.
Thanks again guys!
WintrSprngSummrFall exposed! Big Boobs = Purse has nudes!
Friday, August 21, 2009
So I know why your here and I am not going to delay the pervert inside you...
Links above this post!
Sears sells perfect grill...for a cannibal and Caster Semenya gets slapped by Gender!?
Thursday, August 20, 2009
The Perfect Grill ... for a Cannibal
Sure, Christmas is still 4 months away -- but if you have any friends who love to dine on human flesh, I have found the perfect gift for you ... courtesy of Sears?!
The department store is currently offering a grill on their website under the categories, "Human Cooking > Grills to Cook Babies and More > Body Part Roaster."
**This has been fixed, but still is funny as hell!**
George Lopez's Family Is Fuming Mad
George Lopez's fam is majorly pissed at the comedian!!
But why?
Because Lopez secretly buried his grandmother without telling the rest of the family about it!!!!
"George buried our grandma and didn't tell any of us about it," Lopez's sister Linda Sierra informed reporters on Tuesday.
"He didn't let any of us know - George's sisters, nephews and nieces are all heartbroken," Sierra continued.
How awful!
After her death on August 12th, the comedian buried his grandmother, Benita Gutierrez, at Glendale’s Forrest Lawn Memorial Park in California.
So sketch.
Wonder why Lopez kept it a secret????
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